Prison Phone Cards
Prison v.s Work–Who Will Win?
IN PRISON… you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK… you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk
cubicle.
IN PRISON…you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK…you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON…the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK…you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.
IN PRISON…you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK…you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON…they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK…you can’t even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON…the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK…you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Have a Great Day at WORK – I’m going to PRISON!!! =D
At work you go home after eight hours, in prison, you get one hour in the sun; work wins.
Mugabe’s Calling Card – Zimbabwe
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Plus Size Dick Amazing Men’s Police Cop Theatre Costumes $66.99 Prison guard shirt with silver badge removable “Sgt. Dick Amazing” badge and handcuffs. Poly-cotton blend. Wear your own black trousers. XXL (50-52)…. |
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Convict Hat Prisoner Hat Stripped Hat Jail Prison Handcuffs $8.99 Cotton blend cloth flat top style convict hat with traditional black and white striping. One size fits most. Great for your next break out…. |
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Jailbird Costume Teen Jail Convict Pink Black Dress Theatre Costumes $60.99 Costume includes- longsleeve pink/black striped mini skirt dress with wings and matching hat. Boots not included. 100% polyester…. |
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Memoir: Delaware County Prison $16.98 After committing credit card fraud at a local department store, 18-year-old Reginald Hall lands an eight-month sentence at the Delaware County Prison. What complicates his life as an inmate is his sexual orientation. In life, being gay is difficult enough; in prison, it can be a horrendous ordeal. Attempting suicide, taking drugs, and having illicit sex were only some of the self-destructive behaviors Reginald dabbled in. His only sanity came from family visits and frequent phone calls to relatives, especially his mother, his reaching out to God, and his few genuine friendships formed in jail, particularly with Lamont. This is not to say Reginald was an angel during his stay at DCP. He had plenty of jailhouse crushes, some of them inappropriate – like his infatuation with Teddy Cunningham. Teddy had it all: looks, money, respect, and a big love muscle that Reginald just lusted for. |
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A Prison of My Own $3.98 One of the most remarkable true stories you’ll ever read. Diane Nichols received repeated phone calls from a stranger. The female caller mocked and ridiculed her, eventually disclosing the most painful news a wife could hear: Diane’s husband, John, was having an affair with the nineteen-year-old caller. Diane couldn’t imagine anything worse, but that was before she confronted her husband. The next morning she learned that john had killed his young mistress. Her husband’s imprisonment for murder started her on a painful descent into the all-too-familiar realm of deceit, consequences, and ultimately–an emotional prison of her own. But the story doesn’t end there This riveting story of a family torn by infidelity and murder is also a story of the triumph of God’s amazing power to restore against all odds |
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My Prison, My Home $9.99 Robbed in Iran and imprisoned for over 100 days for suspected espionage, this is the true story of one woman’s shocking ordeal in the country she called home. The morning of 30 December 2006 began routinely for Haleh Esfandiari. The Iranian-American academic was due to return home to the United States after visiting her ailing mother in Tehran. She got into a taxi to the airport, and was driven by the driver who she always used when in Iran. Fifteen minutes later, Haleh was robbed at knife point by three men, who threatened to kill her. Her baggage, two passports and identification cards were all stolen. Without her documentation, Haleh was unable to leave Iran. What appeared to be an ordinary theft was almost certainly a stage-managed robbery by agents of Iran’s Intelligence Ministry, conducted to keep Haleh in the country. This was the beginning of her eight-month Iranian saga – starting with endless hours of interrogation, intimidation and threat, and ending with her release from prison after over 100 days in solitary confinement. Revealing, gripping and, at times, alarming, Haleh Esfandiari’s ordeal acts as a microcosm of Iran’s difficulties in dealing with the outside world and the modernity that the country only half-embraces. |
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My Prison My Home $16.59 The morning of 30 December 2006 began routinely for Haleh Esfandiari. The Iranian-American academic was due to return home to the United States after visiting her ailing mother in Tehran. She got into a taxi to the airport and was driven by the driver who she always used when in Iran. Fifteen minutes later Haleh was robbed at knife point by three men who threatened to kill her. Her baggage two passports and identification cards were all stolen. Without her documentation Haleh was unable to leave Iran. What appeared to be an ordinary theft was almost certainly a stage-managed robbery by agents of Irans Intelligence Ministry conducted to keep Haleh in the country. This was the beginning of her eight-month Iranian saga – starting with endless hours of interrogation intimidation and threat and ending with her release from prison after over 100 days in solitary confinement. Revealing gripping and at times alarming Haleh Esfandiaris ordeal acts as a microcosm of Irans difficulties in dealing with the outside world and the modernity that the country only half-embraces. |
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